switchblade

noun (swich-bleyd)

1. a pocketknife, the blade of which is held by a spring and can be released suddenly, as by pressing a button
2. big bob walker's ham-carving tool of choice, chosen for its convenient storage facility located deep within the pocket of his short shorts.

also called switchblade knife, switch knife

big bob: why should i use kitchen knives to cut this ham when i can show off my handy switchblade, which i have recently drawn from my disgustingly short shorts
courtney: dad youre embarassing me
big bob: you listen to me, ass cheese. im big bob walker now lookatmyswitchblade

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