tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle
Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.
The most boring state in the entire universe. all it has is corn
Iowa is boring it only has corn
A big brain is a person who is stupid and yet smart with their stupidity.
Look! Jeff just pulled a big brain by jumping out of a three-story window to beat his sister down the stairs.
The Greatest musical of all time. Worst movie of all time
Kid 1: Les misérables is like your cat. Awesome.
Kid 2: whoah