Fucking

to thrust the penis in and out of a pussy

uh uh uh yeah fuck me harder

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Spluge

to ejaculate

I just spluged all over my hand, my girlfriend will come lick it off!

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penis

Ok, its long, hard, has a big head, and gets bigger everyone and a while. Plus he throws up a lot, especially into girls mouths.

My penis is aroused

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Cock

that hard thing I'm jackin off right now, and my girl friend had in her mouth last night!

My cock is so hard it could kill you

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PS3 Controller

The dumbest looking controller I have ever seen. It practically looks like a double dildo or a boomerang.

Some idiot: Omg roffle teh PS3 controller pwnz0rz j00r Xbox 360 controller!11!eleven!!

Meh: Sure it does. And I'm sure you and your daddy have a fun time with it...

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