blatholic

Young black athletes that don't follow Catholicism, but attend Catholic high schools, or colleges to play their sport.

College recruiter....."Hey Derrik, we at Notre Dame would like for you to come play basketball for us next year."

Derrik..........."I'd love to play for Notre Dame. But, I'm not Catholic."

College recruiter......"That's okay. You don't have to be Catholic. You can be Blatholic."

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disney money

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

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