A drug dealer who exclusively deals mushrooms.
"Man, I haven't tripped in a week, I need to head on over to the fungus juggler."
Two homeless males that are connected via pubic hair. Sometimes braided, pigtailed, or bejeweled, and it is quite gross.
Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see those two hobos at the dump? They were ox tied!"
Guy 2 - "Man, if I had a nickel."
One who has made themselves stupid by use of alcohol.
(Noun version of inebriate)
"Invite anyone you want, but no inebriats. I don't want my house being wrecked."