Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

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flop

The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.

The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s

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scraper

Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.

I went out with a scraper last night and my schlong is raw and bleeding today.

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horsey

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

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Juice Box

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

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Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

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Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

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