Goods

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

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Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

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river

The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.

I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.

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Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

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