drunken fool

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.

Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"