Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.

George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.

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Pussyazzbitch

Used to describe a person that is either acting like:

A) A huge pussy
B) An annoying dick
C) A bitch
D) A combination of the two.

Can be pronounced -ass instead of azz.

Unfunny when said incorrectly

By not smoking the ganja, Steve Bowers is acting like a pussyazz bitch

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Leavem Stankin

Means to kill somebody, leave em dead, you know how them flies be all over the body, cuz they stankin

"What you want me to do?" " Jus leavem stankin man, forget em"

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cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

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brothas from different mothas

to close friends not of kinship
hells angels bikers started it
aka bfdm

me n him is brothas from different mothas

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downsy

A term used to describe those with Down's Syndrome, who for some reason also have no facial hair.

My downsy cousin ate all of my fucking cookie dough.

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jerk factory

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

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