Nerf Dick

A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

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Fenergy

Your internal fuck you energy. The level of frustration where you have to yell FUCK YOU!

She was really pissing me off, my fenergy level was through the roof.

I had a sweet day today. My fenergy level is nonexistent

7👍 3👎