D.A.P.S

Dry Angry Pussy Syndrome is a common condition women get when their partner has done something to hurt or upset them. This could range from forgetting to tell them they look beautiful when they get dolled up to not answering their texts within seconds when they reach out to you. DAPS can come on at any moment and it can last minutes to hours to months. It all depends on the severity of the infraction.

Friend 1 - Hey Man. You want to go catch the game tonight and have a couple of pints.
Friend 2 - I can't man. Sheena has a case of the D.A.P.S and it's making me as miserable as her.
Friend 1 - Good luck with that. Those D.A.P.S can be a Mofo!!

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