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When you hold your friendâs bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friendâs unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Rileyâs still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
When you hold your friendâs bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friendâs undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you donât like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Rileyâs still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
When you hold your friendâs bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friendâs undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Rileyâs still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!