hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

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drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

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