abracadaver

Taking sexual advantage of the recently deceased.

the scene of a road accident;
"hey man, what the fuck are you doing, call an ambulance!"
(pulling up trousers) "Sorry dude, I heard the crash and, abracadaver, there she was!"

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rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"