Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.

Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.

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turd laces

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.

Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.

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