Lobster Cream

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.

Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......

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Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.

Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.

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