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The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
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The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
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