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When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
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Alternate use for human saliva during fellatio.
"My girlfriend had to work up a lot of blowlube to give me a slobjob last night."
When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.
"Hey! Looking good!"
"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."