magarac

The Balkan word for donkey. Used to define someone who has fucked up badly or lost a bet.

Did you hear about Ivana?
Yeah, she lost that bet to Nicolas.
What a magarica!

I heard Max accidentally set fire to his dog.
What a magarac

Stacheutory Rape

When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.

Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.