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Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018

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Swoner

Sweaty boner

Cal - "Bro I have the biggest swoner known to man."
Cristian- "Baseball players can't get swoners you absolute mistake."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018