Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

Boner Eclipse

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse