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A robot that everyone wants to fuck
Person 1 : I really want to fuck toy Chica
Person 2 : What the fuck. You know that they are technically dead children. What the fuck is wrong with you
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A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.
Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
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The best way to kill a president and to cure cripple man.
Johnny : I want to kill the president
Johnny's Italian friend: Great, I will teach you how to perform the spin and also the infinite spin.
Johnny : Wait, is this a jojo reference.
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