Oli O sullivan

barbie movie ultimate nemesis.

person 1: “YOU’RE A JEW”
person 2: “Ok Oli”
(Oli o sullivan person 1. guess who person 2 is)

Cameron Morrison

A nerd, he could pull any girl he wants if they didn’t all friend zone him and see him as the “james Charles” of the group. he is super fucking smart but is a bit mentally challenged when given sweets.

person 1: “i want a guy like you”
person 2: “no you need a Cameron Morrison

jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.

Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?