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crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.

by Big Dog the Pirate December 31, 2025


devil shuffle

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.

Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...

by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023