South Poulner

A massive shithole in the middle of ringwood where people have no common sense and shag their cousins

Ekin: you yutes from south poulner?
Smithy: yeh g wys
Ekin: knew it, you look inbred asf still!

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taxi driver's tan

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.

Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.

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diltw

Dog Id Like To Walk, used when you see one cute ass dog or a very walkable dog and you think, hey i wanna walk that bitch

Jeff: vro look at that fuckin diltw
Gary: Id have that diltw any day

Jeff: deadass that’s one hell of a diltw