Minor

A child, often below 18

Person 1: I love minors
Person 2: Haha, so you mean miners?
Person 1: no.

Racial gangbang

When a group of people call you racial slurs when you are all alone

1: negro
2: nigga
3: nigger
4: nigger
Victim: bruh chill wtf is this racial gangbang cuh

Pulstercran

When you chicken looks like fish and smells like cranberries

I love the smell of pulstercran, it makes me *** immediately

ẞhlaftengraiytendegoliëpojiedoonanerleviticalerone Syndrome

Erection during the afternoon when you have erectile dysfunction

Doctor : I am diagnosing you with ẞhlaftengraiytendegoliëpojiedoonanerleviticalerone Syndrome

Someone probably : What the fuck is that

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

Tablesome

Adjective describing an object/person with 4 legs/arms as fantastic or awesome

I love IKEA, their furniture is absolutely tablesome

Unerection

Erection but not horny

Student: *has an unerection during class*