handmack

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

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jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

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tui

a japanese hooker

i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?

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wanounadan

the ACT OF stAbbiNG somEONE rePEATedlY FAllowED by TWistinG Your dick IN THE HOle whILE THey TAKE a shit

i saw a story about the wanounadan case on the 5 oclock news...it was very tragic.

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pecker

often a slang word for "chicken"

That pecker is peckin on some corn...yeah...

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ignant idgit

a lazy persons way of saying ignorant idiot. often expressed by people with speach impediments. usually an insult.

dude, ur an ignant idgit!
hey...fuck you man!

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