The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

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Speckle Sac

When a guy has freckles all over his ball-sac.

I was sleeping with this guy once and he had the worst speckle sac I have ever seen! It looked like a cheetah!