Jersey Tan

Describes the unusually bright orange spray on tan that New Jersey residents primarily Guidos think is ever so 'HOT'

Check out that Jersey Tan on that greaseball. Must be from Bergen County.

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Kahuna Corkscrew

The process of inserting a female's nipple into the man's "pee hole"

Kevin gave Katrina a Kahuna Corkscrew last night during happy hour.

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Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.

I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.

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