south park

the bestestestest show ever.

MR. GARRISON: "what is 5 times 2?............. cmon children dont be shy."
CLYDE: "12?"
MR. GARRISON: "OK, now lets call on someone whos not a complete retard."
–South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

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Tiny Ass House Gecko

Slang for small, micro penis.

Yo, that Jayden has a tiny ass house gecko

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One-deck

To have one deck. Or to have One-Deck? that is the question...Well to have have One-Deck is to sleep with one of my so-called friends, and to be male

I'm gay. I've had One-Deck!!!!

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