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Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill
"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"
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A transparent non-alcoholic drink usually carried by expecting mothers. A fake adult beverage
Look at that broad over there, she's got a Man Tai in her hand. I knew she was knocked up.
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Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.
I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.
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Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.
Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod
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