Ganja cock

Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.

I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.

Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.

Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."

deustchbag

A German douchebag.

Pronounced "doich bag".

"Look at Hans dancing in his skin-tight, silver tee shirt and black jeans, what a goof."

"Yeah, that guy is such a deustchbag!"

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