Any machine or device that is totally useless but sounds important solely based on it's name.
An overly complex and imaginary device that pretends to have the ability to predict weather.
The name, Klystron 9, was stolen from a cheap science fiction novel from the 1950's. In that novel Klystron 9 was a planet in the Holloway Galaxy and was inhabited by the Ruechels.
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A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
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A tritzle is that little bit of puke that drips out of your mouth after you throw up - usually from drinking too much.
Wipe that tritzle off your chin before you go back in the club.
Arby's is slang for "roast beef". Roast beef being defined as over sized labia.
Usage: Yeah, she's cute but she's got a bad case of Arby's.
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A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).
He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.
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Dot Not Feathers is a description that differentiates between the two "Indian" possibilities. "Dot" refers to the Indian that comes from India (the word "dot" refers to the forehead festoonery that represents the third eye in the Hindu Religion). The word "Feathers" is descriptive of the American Indian who use feathers to accessorize their cranium.
The Indians (dot not feathers) are good businessmen - they own a lot of motels. On the other hand the Indians (feathers not dot) are even better businessmen, they own casinos where the dots gamble.
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To shave the pussy. Usually used as a derogatory demand.
I first heard the term in a strip club in Atlanta. The dancer had a massive bush that made her look like she had Chewbacca in a headlock. A drunk redneck sitting in front of the stage was startled when he looked up and saw the giant overgrown patch. He hollered out, "Whoa, trim that kitty".