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When you are nailing your mrs so hard your penis slips out, you go to ram back in and it bends your cock and you bruise it.
âI was mailing Lauren so hard it slipped out and I bruised my cock on way back in, gave her a Adamson bruiserâ
The Adamson acceptance is a part of the âsterndale studâ itâs the acceptance that your going to have the best night of your life and you accept that afterwards walking and breathing will not be the same.
Reece: got with this girl last night, had to give her the Adamson acceptance first to check she knew what she was getting into
Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
The dirty adamson is when, sliding into the woman and as your inside you suddenly think âoh shit, I might be gayâ so you pull out, wipe your cock on her face and then engage in anal sex with her brother infront of her and her parents.
Reece: Duno what I should do about my mrs
Jamie: why?
Reece: did a dirty adamson last night
Jamie: fuck bro. Thatâs not ideal.
Itâs when your such a fucking lad and top shagger that instead of keeping it in the bedroom, you use your extensive knowledge of top shagging to then do it outside too!
Did a outdoor Adamson last night, it was good.
When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.
Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. Iâm a proper sterndale stud
Jamie : youâre a twat