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The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on
It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think youâve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise thereâs more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
âThat new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hillâ Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summitâ
A male who will attempt to seduce any adult woman he encounters.
Where I work thereâs this guy who constantly hits on any female whose unfortunate enough to come into his line of sight, heâs known locally as the mingeweasal!
A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!