Lil’ Baghdad

The worst part of the hood, where you can get stabbed, whilst getting robbed, whilst getting shot. AKA, the place in the hood, that nigga’s from the hood don’t even fuck with.

Man, I normally buy my weed from Ron, dude’s got that fire, but he live in Lil’ Baghdad, last time I was there someone got shot, while they was tryna steal my car.

Fuck Muffin

The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...

"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"

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Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.