fuck jam

lube such as KY jelly or similar. Like jam on bread, a little fuck jam can make the humping a bit more fun and interesting.

Honey, could you pass the bottle of fuck jam.

Oh, we're all out of KY jelly, looks like we'll have to swing by Harry's House of porn on the way home and pick up some fuck jam.

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molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

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d.i.m.

d.i.m. - dick in mouth -

We weren't making out but 2 minutes and it was all d.i.m.

You little cocksucker. Nothing but d.i.m. for you all the live long day.

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stubble puss

When the hair has started to grow back on a shaven pussy. Note that banging a stubble puss can cause irritation.

At first I thought Veronica was beautifully shaved, but when I banged her, I could felt the stubble puss, prickly against my lower abdomen.

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slut slam

When several guy friends are able to pick up chics and score on the same night / at the same party. It is the complete opposite of a sausage fest.

Dude, all three of us got some last night, total slut slam.

I got us invited to a sorority party, 2 girls for every guy, good chance it will be a slut slam!

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thumbs upflation

Repeatedly going back to a word you defined on Urban Dictionary and clicking the thumbs up icon to inflate the popularity of your word. Like shaking it out at a urinal after a nice piss, you're entitled to one or two shakes, but not 45.

I define slut slam on Urban Dictionary. I think it is hilarious, but it gets no traffic or a few thumbs down, so I keep coming back to UD and give my word some thumbs upflation.

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fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

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