Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

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