el asso explosivo

What happens a few hours after eating a huge mexican dinner.

"Where's Garret?"
"He's having an el asso explosivo after his four extra bean and beef burritos."

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jahooby

marijana rolled into a cigarette form

"Eh man, you gonna pass that jahooby or nurse it all day?"

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nigga, please

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

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schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

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