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"The girlies were flocking to my jockpiece because they got wind it was large and ready for them"
When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."