Bullet Shifting

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

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Halo

Getting hand while getting head.

"He got halo from that girl"

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Strap

To have possesion of a fire-arm

Im' strap witta gat

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color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

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squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

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McQuarried

To be McQuarried, is to be so drunk you have to phone your girlfriend / boyfriend to come and get you and take you home.

Bob was absolutly McQuarried last night after 25 pints.

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Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

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