Kill Steal

In online multiplayer games, when somebody else kills the enemy you are fighting. This often results in you earning less experience points than you normally would for killing that enemy because two people were attacking it.

Only noobs do this, and is considered a gamer's equivalent of a war crime among many.

"Dude, I was fighting a (insert enemy) and this noob came out of nowhere and stole my kill."
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"Don't kill steal, asshole!"

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Dick bicycle

A method of riding dick which is similar to the motion of riding a bicycle, where the person riding uses their thighs to move themselves up and down and from side to side, just like riding a bicycle.

As enjoyable as this may be for the participants, it can sometimes leave the rider feeling sore in the genitalia region—also similar to the effects of riding a bicycle hard and fast.

As referenced in the Ariana Grandes song "Side to Side", in which guest star Nicki Minaj sings, "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle".

"I saw you leave with Sam last night. You two do the dirty, or what?"
"Oh yeah, I rode the dick bicycle marathon up until the break of dawn."

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MPD

Multiple Personality Disorder: An extremely rare mental disorder where a person's mind is split into two or more personalities that attention-desperate teenagers pretend to have so people will think they're unique/cool/troubled/not a loser, etc.

Andy doesn't have MPD, he's just an attention whore.

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Jinx

1) verb - To unintentionally curse someone or something by talking out loud about bad things that could potentially happen in the near future.
(Similar to the Knock on Wood superstition)

2) noun, exclamation - A game where two people try to be the first to shout "Jinx!" immediately after both people accidentally say the same word at the exact same time in a conversation. The person who says "jinx" first wins, and the loser is either branded unlucky until they win another round in the future, or in some cases, is expected to buy the winner a can or bottle of Coca-Cola.

1) Pete: "That engine does not sound right. I hope it doesn't blow up on you while you're driving."
Doug: "Come on, don't jinx it!"

2) Alice: "What's the word for it? Indo...indie..."
Both at once "Indigenous!"
Mary: "Jinx! Buy me a coke!"
Alice: "Damn it. Who even came up with the coke rule anyway?"

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Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.

"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."

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