road skull

The act of performing oral sex (primarily fellatio) while driving.

"The trip was long and boring, so Susie gave me road skull to pass the time."

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ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).

g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.

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