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When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face
After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face
6π 1π
When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.
I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.
13π 10π
Some dude who thinks he's cool on the racquetball court
Cool like leatherface
6π 39π
a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,
Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis
2π 2π
When your old lady lets you bang her in the ass, then she sucks your dirty junk tiill there is no soup left on it. AKA Cleaning the stew pipe
Dude! My girl washed it good for me last night. I bet she can really WAWSH IT GEWD
7π 12π
A person who mumbles while talking shit
You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.
8π 7π
I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.
2π 2π