TFDU

Abbreviation for "Thunder From Down Under", which is the precurser to a chunky explosive bowel movement.

I tell you what, Wendel, I shouldn't have eaten all six bowls of chili. That stuff totally gave me the TFDU.

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God hates ...

The beginning of a phrase commonly used by Evangelical/Fundamentalist demonstrators outside of places where more socially progressive/non-Biblically sanctioned events take place, i.e. Planned Parenthood clinics and gay/lesbian pride parades.

The term is seen by some as ironic, since some statement commonly made in Christianity is "God is love." or "For God so loved the world..." or "God loves all his children." It would seem that although God may take opposition to certain acts, It (I think it's probably to big of a concept to really assign gender to) wouldn't really have the capacity for hate.

sign at anti-gay demonstration:

"GOD HATES QUEERS"

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grainus

Quite possibly the most high fiber fictional grain breakfast cereal ever. Also quite possible the most repugnantly named fictional grain breakfast cereal ever.

B-Hole Bradley: "I got explosions from within the anus!"

Alejandro: "You must have been chowing on Grainus."

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grainus

The highest fiber fictional grain cereal.

B-Hole Bradly: "I got explosions from within the anus, it's cause I was chowing down Grainus"