scudbucket

In Scotland, similar to a Scudbook, but used more as a derogatory term towards females.

Man: Fancy a dance doll?
Woman: No thanks im with my boyfriend
Man: Away! Yer probably a dyke ya dirty scudbucket!

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ear burn

Also known as "roast yer ear clean aff".
When you meet a drunk person and they insist on sittin next to you and talkin non-sensical rubbish in your ear for hours.

Man, i was at that party and Dave gave me a heavy ear burn. Near roasted ma ear clean aff.

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Rubber Ear

This is what happens when you call someone or ask a question, only to be ignored. Can also be called a "dingy"

Rubber ear is also an effective way to deal with an 'Ear Burn'.

1. Man, was shouting on that guy and he pure gave me the rubber ear a belter.

2. Oh i see ye are just ignoring me. Hold on till i get out my rubber ear.

3. Was at that party man, and Dave was in full ear burning mode, so i just swapped ma ear fur ma rubber wan.

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