Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.

The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.

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Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

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MFG

"Mexican Fat Gene"

The unexplainable weight gain when a mexican girl turns 23+ years old.

Damn did you see Maria? She used to be a buck twenty but ever since she hit 23 she ballooned to a solid three hundo. It must be her MFG activating. Que lastima!

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Save

Used as a reference to when a wingman comes through and helps out his friend in a dire situation.

Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Tony and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette, until his wingman Shawn came through and hopped on that grenade. What a save.

Also see: blown save

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