Brown Slap

When someone excretes from ones anus into ones hand and slaps an intended target with the accumulated substance.

Aaron brown slapped Ryan, much to Ryan's dismay...

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Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date