Big booty black bitch

Big Booty Black Bitch: A girl your friend Austin will probably fuck once or twice so he can feel better about himself. Even if he has a small penis the big booty black bitch will still support him for his porn hub live career and his later dream to be a professional twitch porn streamer.

“Hey yo man you want to go to my house later?” “No sorry man I’m to busy fucking my big booty black bitch.”

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Red Rocket

When you just want to get it on with mans best friend but you forgot you got him neutered a while back. What do you do? You squeeze that shit right out like the last bit of tooth paste in the bottle.

Hey man I had a red rocket fiesta last night

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Moon

When you’re dad bends over at the grocery store to get a carton of milk

Dad what the fuck stop mooning me