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When you drink conor mcgregor whisky proper #12. And punch an old man in his face.
I had. Proper # 12 and gave a Proper 12.
When you have so much hair ungroomed around your genitals that it blasts through the fabric and or out of the side of your underwear.
This dude's growler made it look like he had a peep in an Easter basket.
When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.
Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.
What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.
I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!
It's when you punch a horse in the face causing the animal to poop on the street. Then you dive face first in the fecal pile while it's still hot.
During the victory parade sharon performed the Philly special.
28👍 78👎
Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.
After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.